Loska Kuvshinka

Published on 5 years

Because my VPN is Dutch, spankbang insists on writing everything in Dutch. Even if I change the language in the options, it doesn't give a fuck. This is probably the reason Austin Powers' dad hates the Dutch. Anyways, what the fuck am I to select in the categories. "Lekkere dikke vrouwen"...?!? Or "Ebbenhout"....?!? I have no idea, so I just clicked the stuff that sounds the weirdest. Don't blame me for false advertising. Blame the server-gnomes who are messing with my settings. Also, why are you reading this? Are you touching yourself at my technical troubleshooting woes? Is this some kind of generation X maso-digitial fetish thing? If so, go for it. I live to serve.